How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man
by Mary McHugh
Oh, this book is hilarious! Readers of any age will enjoy it, not just those on the brink of old age.
This pocketbook is full of adorable little cartoons, funny jokes, and stories. The first page consists of the words, “Crotchety Old Men. . .” The following pages include fragments to complete the sentence. If you have fond memories of your grandpa who was marginally or majorly inappropriate, you’ll howl with laughter. If your husband has turned into a grump in his old age, you’ll laugh even harder. And dads? If your dad fits the description of a crotchety old man, you’ll laugh the hardest.
So, since pretty much everyone in the world has known or does know a crotchety old man who. . .
“Think women were born to clean—like their mothers”
“Never learned to put a new roll of toilet paper on the rod” (My dad)
“Love to explain things you’ve known for years”
“Say ‘Whatever happened to Betty Grable? She had great legs.’ ” (My grandpa)
“Don’t see anything wrong with calling a woman ‘a broad’ ” (Me!)
. . . pretty much everyone will love this book. Go out and buy it, and get ready to pee your pants with laughter!
This pocketbook is full of adorable little cartoons, funny jokes, and stories. The first page consists of the words, “Crotchety Old Men. . .” The following pages include fragments to complete the sentence. If you have fond memories of your grandpa who was marginally or majorly inappropriate, you’ll howl with laughter. If your husband has turned into a grump in his old age, you’ll laugh even harder. And dads? If your dad fits the description of a crotchety old man, you’ll laugh the hardest.
So, since pretty much everyone in the world has known or does know a crotchety old man who. . .
“Think women were born to clean—like their mothers”
“Never learned to put a new roll of toilet paper on the rod” (My dad)
“Love to explain things you’ve known for years”
“Say ‘Whatever happened to Betty Grable? She had great legs.’ ” (My grandpa)
“Don’t see anything wrong with calling a woman ‘a broad’ ” (Me!)
. . . pretty much everyone will love this book. Go out and buy it, and get ready to pee your pants with laughter!